I must admit that Colin is a wormy kind of name. It’s a name that oozes pretension. A slimeball like that probably reads Margaret Atweood for the pictures, and could never appreciate real talent anyway.

On the bright side, I expect that in about 75 years your book, “A Van Full of Girls” is going to pop up on Antiques Road Show, and it’s going to be worth a lot of money. You probably won’t be around then, but you can take your satisfaction now that Gemma and Colin are total losers, and laugh about it.

I’m keeping my copy of “A Van Full of Girls” (with all the stickers and add-ons), since I know talent when I see it. There are several pathetic losers that have written famous books, and Mr. Murray is definitely amoung that elite group. If you haven’t got your own copy yet, I’d suggest you get one as soon as possible. Your children or grandchildren will thank you for it.

…… and to Mr. Murray. To be a successful “artiste” you need to take the hint from good ol’ maggy and become a shameless self-promoter. You can start by putting some links on your own site. Don’t forget the fake news testimonials from famous Hollywood stars. They always go over well.