…. and the postcard, well, when ISN’T Michael inebriated?

Getting a dog to write properly is a little bit like doing a Ouija Board. It’s an organic process which requires interpretation and sometimes translation on the part of the dog-writing partner. For instance, what I do with Heidi is I get a pen, plunge it in a raw pork roast as if it were a thermometer, and then tape it between her teeth. (Be VERY careful when doing this) I then get a blank piece of paper and force her head down to it and start moving her around hoping to spell out the words I wish she would write. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t. Hope this helps!