Idea for a Kickstarter

FUNDING FOR INKLINGS, MY POP-UP TATTOO VAN

This elegantly airbrushed van will serve as my mobile tattoo center.

Visiting densely populated urban regions like high schools and drunken college parties, as well as sparsely inhabited small towns where there’s nothing to do, Inklings will appear to make tattoo dreams come true! Whenever you get the notion you want a tattoo, you just call us at 1-800-INK-LING, and we will speed recklessly toward you! We will be readily identifiable and branded, like the ice cream truck that came before us, but the music that we’ll always have blasting out of our speakers: Slayer.

It will be equally appealing to teens and their Midlife afflicted parents.

Ideally, I would like Inklings to become a TV show, as I want to expand beyond the confines of the GTA and explore this great nation of ours all the while providing adequate tattoo artistry and a penetrating look at the culture, landscape and psyche of the people that inhabit it. Think of Rex Murphy’s Cross Country Checkup married to Kat Von D’s LA Ink. This hygienic, mobile service will provide rapid tattooing at an affordable price in an atmosphere that playfully recalls some of your favourite serial killers.

It’s a brilliant idea. Fund me.

(Proposal pending the receipt of my valid driver’s license)

Backers:

7

Amount pledged of $50,000 goal:

$95

Days to go:

2

Incentives:

For those who donate $50 or more, an owl tattoo on the forearm.

For those who donate $750 or more, an intimidating owl chest plate.