Michael Murray’s List of New Year’s Resolutions for 2013
Like a lot of people, every year I make a number of New Year’s Resolutions. These are some of the changes that I’m hoping to make in my life for the year 2013:
1. Repurpose Mayan Apocalypse Escape Pods.
2. Get in shape.
3. See a UFO.
4. Read at least three books.
5. Stop with the cosmetic surgeries, maybe get tattoos instead.
6. Stop Hate-Visiting Facebook pages of people who drive me crazy.
7. Go easy on the cocaine.
8. Become a volunteer.
9. Text more.
10. Join Choir! Choir! Choir!
11. Be the man.
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My 2013 Resolution:
Be more like J. Michael Murray.
What if you already ARE the man?!
I would like to amend this list to include acquire a hangover that will last days, if not weeks.