My wife told me exactly the same thing, quoting Bieber as saying, “they just fit me better.” I have very thin legs and am happy to wear pants that don’t make me look, you know, all baggy-legged, like a clown or MC Hammer, but I had to draw the line when Rachelle tried to get me a pair made by a brand called Fragile. The back pockets were fake, too. That was just too much.

I would be honoured to attend, and get drunk, hog the juke box, all that stuff!