Because Chef Dong is stupid, he did not reconsider.

I once worked at a restaurant called Speedy Giovani’s where a cockroach inspired brawl broke out. The details will always be in dispute, of course, but a cockroach, either placed there or otherwise, was said to have crawled out of a bun. A drunk woman in a muumuu, screamed and brought attention to it. Accusations were made and an actual fight broke out. A lawyer, or at least a small man claiming to be a lawyer, was struck by a fat man who held a butter knife in his non-striking hand. The little lawyer was going to charge him with assault with a deadly weapon. The whole mess was cleaned up when all the complainants received a complimentary litre of house wine, which when you think about it, probably wasn’t the best solution, but the Lord works in mysterious ways.

I knew a girl like Meredith only she collected dead flies from her windowsill and shook them out like pepper onto her restaurant food.

She enjoyed an abundance of free meals.