Possible Rob Ford Campaign Slogans

As many of you know, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and I are almost always on the same page. We were enrolled at Carleton University at the same time and became last call drinking buddies, and since then have stayed in contact, mostly messaging one another late at night when partying alone.

At any rate, Rob officially registered to run for re-election on January 2, being the first and so far only candidate to do so. It was at this time that Rob unveiled the official campaign slogan for the October 27^th election: Ford more years!

This is where the mayor and I run into a disagreement. I think it’s a bad campaign slogan and that he should have gone with one of the suggestions I made to him during one of our late night brainstorming sessions:

1. EVERYTHING IS FINE
2. ROB FORD: BRINGING THE NFL TO YOU
3. ELITES MAKE ME PUKE
4. ROB FORD: THE DARK KNIGHT
5. FORD TOUGH

6. ROB FORD: FOR A BIRDLESS TORONTO

7. MOVING FORWARD AND FORDWARD.

8. GET LUCKY.

9. IN FORD WE TRUST

10. ROB FORD: A FORMULA FOR SUCCESS

11. FORDING OUR STRUGGLES TOGETHER

12. ROB FORD: WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND

13. FORD YOU!

14. ROB FORD: SHOOTING THE PAST IN THE HEAD

15. IT’S ROB’S JOB, DAMMIT!

16. A PUSSY IN EVERY POT

17. HOPEFULLY CUTTING THE WASTE/WAIST

18. FORDAPALOOZA

19. ROB FORD: TOO LEGIT TO QUIT (This one has theme music and signature campaign parachute pants)