Social Media for The Box Factory

As many of you know, I’ve been working at The Box Factory for a long time now.

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I’ve been lucky and my hard work has paid off, as in addition to my assembly line work I have been put in charge of all social media for The Box Factory. Up until now the Twitter account (@TheBoxFactory) has been used primarily as a way to establish and communicate factory culture to the employees, and while this will still be a part of our social media strategy, I hope to add an edge to our branding that will help take us to the next level.

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TheBoxFactory: BREAKING!!!! MASS SHOOTING AT THE BOX BARN!!!

TheBoxFactory: Witnesses say that boxes are covered in blood!!

TheBoxFactory: Although there are MANY disgruntled employees working at the Box Barn, Terrorism is most likely responsible!

TheBoxFactory: Authorities report that all boxes from the Box Barn are now considered potentially lethal!

TheBoxFactory: BOXES FROM THE BOX BARN CAN KILL YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES!!

TheBoxFactory: As The Box Factory stands against terror, we are now offering a 15% savings on all of our boxes!!

TheBoxFactory: Remember, after the horrors of 9/11 boxes played a vital role in fighting against terrorism!

TheBoxFactory: Boxes, North America’s unsung hero!

TheBoxFactory: Noble Box Factorians, remember to always wash your hands! A clean Box Factory is a happy Box Factory!

TheBoxFactory: To take your mind off the horrors taking place over at the BOX BARN, here’s a vintage Gift Box classic: https://vimeo.com/148932620

TheBoxBarn: @TheBoxFactory There has been no shooting at the Box Barn!! Everything is fine and our boxes are still the best in town!

TheBoxFactory: There goes the “Lyin’ Box Barn” again! Sad.

TheBoxFactory: Blocked.

TheBoxFactory: HACKED EMAIL FROM THE BOX BARN REVEALS IT IS A FRONT FOR A SEX SLAVERY RING!!

TheBoxFactory: 13 YEAR-OLD GIRL SAYS THE BOX BARN FORCED HER TO LIVE IN A SHODDILY MADE BOX AND HAVE SEX WITH OOZY MANAGEMENT!!

TheBoxFactory: Take our fun quiz and answer five easy questions to determine what kind of box you would be!!

TheBoxFactory: MASS SHOOTING NOW REPORTED AT BOX BONANZA! AUTHORITIES BELIEVE IT’S A COORDINATED TERRORIST ATTACK!!!

TheBoxFactory: Remember, The Box Factory is offering up to 15% off selected boxes for all customers effected by terror!!

TheBoxBonanza: @TheBoxFactory There has been no shooting here! You are lying!! You can’t do this!!

TheBoxFactory: Ha! There goes “Crooked Box Bonanza” again! So dishonest!

TheBoxFactory: The “Crooked Box Bonanza” is the real dick in a box!

TheBoxFactory: Love blocking trolls like “Crooked Box Bonanza” and “Lying Box Barn!” Such losers!

TheBoxFactory: The Box Factory condemns terror in all forms! NEVER will one of our boxes be involved in a terror attack!!

TheBoxFactory: The “Freedom Box Factory” only employs “real” North Americans like Billy, and can terminate any of them at a moment’s notice! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKmcs7ygJbs

TheBoxFactory: The “Freedom Box Factory,” making Boxes Great Again!