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Cosmetic Surgeries – Welcome To The Magical Friendship Squad! http://michaelmurray.ca Michael Murray Writes Things Wed, 16 Jan 2013 22:22:09 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.3 Michael Murray’s List of New Year’s Resolutions for 2013 http://michaelmurray.ca/michael-murrays-list-of-new-years-resolutions-for-2013 http://michaelmurray.ca/michael-murrays-list-of-new-years-resolutions-for-2013#comments Sun, 30 Dec 2012 17:44:48 +0000 http://michaelmurray.ca/?p=3022 Like a lot of people, every year I make a number of New Year’s Resolutions. These are some of the changes that I’m hoping to make in my life for the year 2013:

1. Repurpose Mayan Apocalypse Escape Pods.

2. Get in shape.

3. See a UFO.

4. Read at least three books.

5. Stop with the cosmetic surgeries, maybe get tattoos instead.

6. Stop Hate-Visiting Facebook pages of people who drive me crazy.

7. Go easy on the cocaine.

8. Become a volunteer.

9. Text more.

10. Join Choir! Choir! Choir!

11. Be the man.

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