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I’ve been lucky and my hard work has paid off, as in addition to my assembly line work I have been put in charge of all social media for The Box Factory. Up until now the Twitter account (@TheBoxFactory) has been used primarily as a way to establish and communicate factory culture to the employees, and while this will still be a part of our social media strategy, I hope to add an edge to our branding that will help take us to the next level.

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TheBoxFactory: BREAKING!!!! MASS SHOOTING AT THE BOX BARN!!!

TheBoxFactory: Witnesses say that boxes are covered in blood!!

TheBoxFactory: Although there are MANY disgruntled employees working at the Box Barn, Terrorism is most likely responsible!

TheBoxFactory: Authorities report that all boxes from the Box Barn are now considered potentially lethal!

TheBoxFactory: BOXES FROM THE BOX BARN CAN KILL YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES!!

TheBoxFactory: As The Box Factory stands against terror, we are now offering a 15% savings on all of our boxes!!

TheBoxFactory: Remember, after the horrors of 9/11 boxes played a vital role in fighting against terrorism!

TheBoxFactory: Boxes, North America’s unsung hero!

TheBoxFactory: Noble Box Factorians, remember to always wash your hands! A clean Box Factory is a happy Box Factory!

TheBoxFactory: To take your mind off the horrors taking place over at the BOX BARN, here’s a vintage Gift Box classic: https://vimeo.com/148932620

TheBoxBarn: @TheBoxFactory There has been no shooting at the Box Barn!! Everything is fine and our boxes are still the best in town!

TheBoxFactory: There goes the “Lyin’ Box Barn” again! Sad.

TheBoxFactory: Blocked.

TheBoxFactory: HACKED EMAIL FROM THE BOX BARN REVEALS IT IS A FRONT FOR A SEX SLAVERY RING!!

TheBoxFactory: 13 YEAR-OLD GIRL SAYS THE BOX BARN FORCED HER TO LIVE IN A SHODDILY MADE BOX AND HAVE SEX WITH OOZY MANAGEMENT!!

TheBoxFactory: Take our fun quiz and answer five easy questions to determine what kind of box you would be!!

TheBoxFactory: MASS SHOOTING NOW REPORTED AT BOX BONANZA! AUTHORITIES BELIEVE IT’S A COORDINATED TERRORIST ATTACK!!!

TheBoxFactory: Remember, The Box Factory is offering up to 15% off selected boxes for all customers effected by terror!!

TheBoxBonanza: @TheBoxFactory There has been no shooting here! You are lying!! You can’t do this!!

TheBoxFactory: Ha! There goes “Crooked Box Bonanza” again! So dishonest!

TheBoxFactory: The “Crooked Box Bonanza” is the real dick in a box!

TheBoxFactory: Love blocking trolls like “Crooked Box Bonanza” and “Lying Box Barn!” Such losers!

TheBoxFactory: The Box Factory condemns terror in all forms! NEVER will one of our boxes be involved in a terror attack!!

TheBoxFactory: The “Freedom Box Factory” only employs “real” North Americans like Billy, and can terminate any of them at a moment’s notice! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKmcs7ygJbs

TheBoxFactory: The “Freedom Box Factory,” making Boxes Great Again!

TheBoxFactory: Not only is a box an excellent and unexpected Christmas gift, but it’s also what you put the gift in! #Boxenthusiasts

TheBoxFactory: A Christmas box classic! http://ow.ly/rNgZg

TheBoxFactory: Are you getting excited to find out what Santa has in his box for you?

TheBoxFactory: It is important for Box Factory workers to show up on time for their shifts.

TheBoxFactory: The Ultimate Box: The Box To End All Boxes (as featured in The Hobbit). Don’t forget to add this to your Christmas list! #Boxenthusiasts

TheBoxFactory: Employees of The Box Factory, don’t forget the office Christmas party on Dec. 14!

TheBoxFactory: The fridge in the staff kitchen is disgusting. People need to clean out their own rotting food!!!

TheBoxFactory: This fridge needs to be clean by December 14^th!

TheBoxFactory: Life in not like a jar of chocolates, it’s like a BOX of chocolates!! http://ow.ly/rNhxD

TheBoxFactory: Appreciate the excellent work on the fridge! Looks like things will be good to go for our big party tomorrow!! Remember, potluck.

TheBoxFactory: We make the best boxes.

TheBoxFactory: Christmas party tonight!! BYOB!! (Bring your own box! LOL!)

TheBoxFactory: I will be bringing a bucket (I mean box!) of KFC! #MichaelMurrayPartyCentral

TheBoxFactory: Am very disappointed to hear that Manuel will be doing the music tonight. It’s going to be a Christian rock kind of Christmas party. Barf.

TheBoxFactory:  Party starts at 5:00 sharp!

TheBoxFactory: The first song that Manuel played was about Jesus and sung by white people. Nobody dancing. Way to go, Manny.

TheBoxFactory: Manuel is a loser who makes shitty boxes.

TheBoxFactory: And wears stupid sweaters.#ReasonsToHateManny

TheBoxFactory: Janice and Sandro just snuck off behind the SBM 86.

TheBoxFactory: I think they’re gonna do it again just like last year.

TheBoxFactory: If you hear somebody yell, “Mother of dragons,” you know that Janice and Sandro are breaking company policy and “God’s law.” #ThingsMannyWouldSay

TheBoxFactory: As a reminder: Company Policy: 9:42: The Box Factory prohibits a dating/sexual relationship between one employee and any other, be they full, part-time or temporary, other than his or her spouse.

TheBoxFactory: If I was DJ this is what would be playing: http://ow.ly/rOA9b #fun

TheBoxFactory: Getting nice buzz on.

TheBoxFactory: Didn’t think I could beat Jelena at arm wrestling, but there you have it!!!

TheBoxFactory: Best party ever. I love you Boxonians!

TheBoxFactory: If anybody wants some dope, Marvin is in the parking lot by the loading bay.

TheBoxFactory: Good shit.

TheBoxFactory: Also, potato salad tastes really weird. Might contain some weird ethnic spice.  Be warned!!

(The second half of the party Tweets will appear later)