is now trying– for the third time– to become the Democratic candidate for President of the USA. The man must like power, I guess. At any rate, he has espoused all the political views at one time or another, and now, at 77, he must truly believe it is finally Joe time. What follows is a list of alternate jobs, other than President of the USA, that Mr. Biden might fill:
Greeter at a prestigious riverboat casino
NHL Ref
Dr. Joe, marriage counselor and TV personality
Gourmet hot dog street vendor
Permanent host of The Academy Awards
Mayor of Caramel-by-the-sea, California
Colour commentator on Monday Night Football
Private detective who lives in Hawaii
Head barber and owner of Joe’s Man Cave
Prince of Whales
As you might have heard, Joe Biden has announced his bid for the Presidency in 2020.
The email campaign has begun, but not without some initial hiccups. The inaugural effort produced this result:
“Heather–
America is a football field. Based on the founding principle that all men and women and other people on the gender spectrum must be tackled.”
“Heather–
America is a hammer. You are a nail.”
“Heather–
You are a nail. A very pretty nail with fragrant, healthy hair. America is a hammer. A big, big hammer.”
“Heather–
America is a set of excellent golf clubs. You are a shiny, white ball, dimpled and cute.”
“Heather–
America is a popsicle. You will lick the popsicle and it will taste good.”
“Heather–
America is a lineup in a sub-optimal amusement park. I am the gift shop.”
“Heather–
America is an airport mall. Based on the fondling principle that if people are bored they will buy things.”
Heather–
Yes, America is an airport mall. But it is not based on a “fondling principle,” but a “founding principle.” I am sorry and I am listening. Call me. ”