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Rachelle: Oh.
Rachelle: Well, I didn’t realize you felt that way about Keto Pizza Night.
Rachelle: Just a 5 out of 10, eh?
Rachelle: Oh. More like a high 4 out of 10. I see.
Rachelle: It’s been so brave of you to stoically endure like that, especially when you’re not even on the Keto diet!
Rachelle: It would be awful to have a homemade pizza created for you each week.
Rachelle: I can’t even imagine.
Rachelle: Yes, it’s true.
Rachelle: You really would do anything for your family.
Rachelle: Such courage.
Rachelle: You know what else you could do for you family?
Rachelle: No, this isn’t about getting a job.
Rachelle: I know how debilitating your allergies can be.
Rachelle: Yes, it must be like having Face Fibromyalgia!
Rachelle: Poor Pickle and his FF.
Rachelle: You should make a Facebook meme about this condition! Spread the word! Complain!
Rachelle: I’m sorry, I meant share information, not complain.
Rachelle: But look, what I’m preposing is this: Instead of me doing Keto Pizza Night for everybody each Tuesday night, maybe you could make something instead?
Rachelle: What do you mean you have to think about it?
Rachelle: No, I think you should get back to me now.
Rachelle: No.
Rachelle: No ketchup based soups.
Rachelle: Because it’s disgusting.
Rachelle: Look, all you have to do is BBQ a steak and pour some salad from a bag onto a plate.
Rachelle: I believe in you, Pickle.
Rachelle: I believe you have what it takes to become Master of Fire.
Rachelle: That’s why I married you. I knew you would one day become Master of Fire.
Rachelle: Sure, I guess it was like a prophecy.
Rachelle: Oh! I found your glasses, by the way!
Rachelle: Jones had put them, very delicately, in the middle of a stack of towels in the linen closet.
Rachelle: There is a Spiderman sticker on the left lens.
Rachelle: No, I didn’t take it off.
Rachelle: I thought it looked sweet.
Rachelle: Nothing can stop you now. You are the Master of Fire. You’ll figure out how to remove the sticker.
Rachelle: Okay, I have to go now, it’s time for my power skating/massage session with Pierre! Should be back around 7:00! xo
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Heidi no fool.
She see writing on the wall.
When furless four-legged fuckface come into pack, Heidi knew everything go to hell.
Suddenly two-leggers no longer notice Heidi.
Everything become about messy-face drool monkey.
Disgust Heidi.
No-fur pathetic excuse for a dog! No know how to bark, stupid and weak, and move like broken wing bird! Heidi destroy in fight, just destroy! Most boring, ugly dog on planet, and this new pack Alpha??? Heidi so upset not even want to eat own throw-up!!
Heidi look on her vision board.
Does Heidi see new loser dog on her vision board?
No, no she does not.
This is not part of Heidi plan!
All very stressful.
“Peace is within my reach,” Heidi say to self, “peace is within my reach,” but it do no good.
Heidi just want to kill!!
Rip open squirrel or other animal!!
Heidi want blood everywhere!!
Before two-leggers make big fuss over Heidi. Heidi so cute they going to die, everyone come running because they cannot resist Heidi cuteness. Heidi two-legger magnet with cuteness factor 10. Heidi get everything she want. Used to rub belly and call me Heidi Potter and her magic smells, but now no belly rub, and no love in voices. Like Heidi Potter and her magic smells now insult, you know? All two-leggers do is just shout, “NOHEIDINO!! BAD DOG!!!” and run to crappy, no-fur dog talking to it the way they used to talk to Heidi!
So two-faced!
Heidi hate them all!!
Heidi going to run away. Maybe find Capybaras that escape from zoo, form new pack and become celebrities.
Heidi know drummer for Burton Cummings, maybe find him and go on tour with band. Get out on road, explore world, feel the music.
RUN AWAY JOURNAL
Day One
When four-eyed two-legger opened front door, Heidi run to freedom. Heidi so fast! Black and tan lightning! All senses pulsing, Heidi so alive!! And then Heidi see squirrel. Fat squirrel. Heidi chase squirrel, “BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!!!” Heidi lost in moment. Two-legger then call Heidi and Heidi go back into den, forget she ran away.
Day Two
Raining. Heidi no run away.
Day Three
Cloudy. Look like might rain. Heidi no run away.
Day Four
Heidi smell meat steak. Heidi decide to stay for meat steak, but then no meat steak for dinner! Healthy Choice Pumpkin Squash Ravioli. Heidi furious!
Heidi resolve to run away redoubled!!
Day Five
Heidi escape!
Very dramatic!!
Heidi run past squirrel! Heidi very focused! Heidi run past interesting smell! Heidi run past pigeon! Then Heidi see workman eating lunch on front steps of nearby den. Heidi act very cute. Put on A-game. Heidi get some pizza. Heidi so skilled at begging it almost too easy. Heidi free, can do anything she like! Maybe start Instagram account and then get into politics. Work with Justin Trudeau.
But Heidi decide to join workman pack first. Heidi hang around. Workman bring Heidi into Ms. Ocampo’s den next door. He fixing sink. Den smell of the past and things forgotten. Sit and watch CSI repeats with Ms. Ocampo.
She calls Heidi, “ang aking maliit na anak na babae nawala,” all the time. Later, workman brings old, bad pack into new den and they act all happy to see Heidi, like best day of their lives. Heidi still mad and try not to wag tail, but still Heidi wag tail. When leave, wet-eye Ms. Ocampo waves through window, blows Heidi little kiss.
]]>Here is a selection of them:
Gravity’s Alec @AlecButModarn
Kanye has inspired me to start working on my novel again, thank you Kanye
Raymond Herrera @rayy_rayyy
I guess not working on my novel for a few days works for me cuz once I begin again I dominate!
shay cleckley @1educatedworld
Late night working on my novel. I’m determined to finish it this year. Full speed ahead.
??Mateus Ward Fan?? @schroer_schroer
Working on my novel “Fears Of The Unexpected.”
Jake Reinhardt @JakeRhino
I’m back in black. I’m working on my novel and nothing can stop me!
The Becoming Suchnez @FefeFatale
I’m so happy being at home that i’ve started working on my novel again. And I LOVE IT!!!!
Max is NOW! @maxisnow
Drinking white wine and working on my novel.
Jodz @ImAlwaysWriting
Working on my novel & the main character loves cemeteries lol its weird but i kinda understand her point of view
Kelli Stuart @kellistuart
Coffee, chocolate and writing. They go together so perfectly. Working on my #novel today.
? koda ? @kodasilly
really need to start working on my novel, I think I’m really onto something with this idea
Patrick Nathan @patricknathan
If each day could consist, as this one, of working on my novel and reading Proust…
JackyRobus @JackyRobus
Love technology! Working on my novel as I sit outside (in my car) during lunch break!
Cheryl CottrellSmith @CottrellSmithC
A bottle of red, a hot bath, and working on my novel until my man gets off work. Sounds like a fantastic start to the holiday. 
Lauren Hardy @lauren_hardy
Working on my novel while the pizza bakes in the oven. #whataperfectnight
Natasha E. Neagle @agirlnamednat
Dishwasher repair man is here. I’m working on my novel. He wants to talk. I want to write. AAAHHHHHHH
Sean Hannifin @seanthebest
still working on my novel’s climax, a battle sequence… tricky to get the pacing right
Cassandra Hennessey @LiteraryWomen
I’m working on my novel “Stranded in Paradise” wherein a Goth Rock Star does a complete 180, risking fame and fortune.
Sierra Brown @SoulAlexis135
Currently working on my novel and listen to really nice music. Yeah I’m a writer deal with it.
Pierce Novak @piercenovak
Listening to metal and working on my novel. Must say I am enjoying both.
Sara Wynette @saradoodle_
Staying up late, listening to swing music, working on my novel. I don’t need a guy!!!
Haley Sudduth @haysudds
I’m planning on moving to London to open my own gluten free bakery, but at the moment I’m just kind of laying low and working on my novel.
Sharon @WriterPhotog76
work out was fantastic today! watching some CSI: Miami and working on my novel!
