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Heidi like to make short statement.

Heidi only a dog.

Everybody think Heidi perfect because she so cute and strong and smart and sexy, but Heidi not perfect. Heidi like Instagram account, just looks like perfect life you’re jealous of. Truth is, some days Heidi actually a BAD DOG, and Heidi not scared to own it.

Heidi now like to address some of accusations being made on social media.

Heidi has engaged in Nonconsensual leg-humping.

It true.

Heidi now understands that even if told she “SuperAdorable,” and, “OHMYGODICANTEVENBELIEVEHOWGORGEOUSYOUAREYOULITTLECHOCOLATEKISSYOU!!” , even if she picked up and kissed on nose and have velvet ears stroked, still not invitation to leg-hump. Also, Heidi now knows that when two-legger sits down, even if two-legger wearing shorts and smell like cheeseburger, it still no consent. Heidi knows even if cheeseburger or ice cream cone spill on leg, STILL not consent.

Heidi gets it.

Heidi learn from mistakes and now ready to listen.

To really listen.

Heidi very sorry for pain she caused and regrets trying to normalize her attempts to assert dominance in pack hierarchies through leg-humping.

Heidi hopes that over time, and with continued hard work, she win back your trust.

I recently started a business in which I provide sexual misconduct apology letters for a wide variety of clients. If you need a sexual misconduct apology letter, please consider my affordable and highly effective services. Here are some excerpts of work I have done for various clients:

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1. It is with great anguish that I heard of that lady’s recollection about our night together in 1991. While her memory of that evening is very different from mine, it is now clear to me that her feelings of fear and intimidation are real. After all, I am a powerful Alpha male with many yachts and yes-men. However, in spite of this I have never been unusually violent, although I have been thoughtless and insensitive in some of my relationships over my many decades of sexual activity, and I sincerely and humbly apologize for accepting any blowjobs that were given out of ambition rather than love.

I am an ally to women everywhere.

2. Recently, there has been a little bit of coverage about some of my past behaviour in the “news.” I have made many mistakes and I am so very sorry that I have disappointed my friends, family, fans and beautiful team. My behaviour was wrong and there are no excuses. Although it is very difficult at the top, I take full responsibility for whatever my actions were, because that’s what a leader and Master Chef does.

Sharing the joys of Italian food with all of you each week is an honour and privilege. Without the support of all of you—my fans—I would never have a forum in which to combat the scourge that is sexual misconduct, so I want to thank you for giving me an opportunity to advance the cause for women all over the world. And in case you’re searching for a holiday-inspired breakfast, especially the mother’s out there, this link to Pizza Dough Cinnamon Rolls are a fan favourite!

3. As a college student on staff at a church in Texas more than 20 years ago, I regretfully had a sexual incident with a female high school senior in the church. At the time I thought ******’s form fitting sweater was a sign that my sexual gratification was God’s will. I see now that this wasn’t true, and that her sweater and strawberry lip gloss were in fact the devil’s beguiling handiwork. I sinned, Holy Spirit, I sinned, and I humbly ask if you would take this prayer and touch ******’s heart in the way that only you can and heal her of the pain that was caused from this sin 20 years ago. #Metoo #Timesup #IBelieveEve

4. Some of what is being said about me is untrue or mischaracterized, but there is enough truth in these stories to make me feel embarrassed and ashamed. Repairing the damage will take a lot of time and soul searching and I’m committed to beginning that effort. I have hired three lovely assistants to coach me in this endeavour, and have quit kite surfing in Barbados in order to better focus my energies on the important task at hand. The last two days have forced me to take a very hard look at all of my surviving sex tapes, and I see now that I was not acting the way a leading ally to women should have acted. I am very sorry, and ask all of those feeling pain to please apply this coupon code for a 15% discount on your next Cineplex experience!