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Posts tagged ‘Weapons’

Melania Trump’s new speechwriter

Because of the controversy over Melania Trump’s last speech Read more

Beauty and the Beast

The NRA has hired me to rewrite some fairy tales so that they are gun-friendly. Read more

The Citizens for Constitutional Freedom

Only white people could come up with a name like The Citizens for Constitutional Freedom. Read more

David Wright, human interpreter….

Last night at Citi Field in New York City, the New York Mets fought back from a 2-0 deficit against the Kansas City Royals in this year’s World Series. Read more

Putin Journal

Russian President Vladimir Putin had not been seen in public or on live TV for over a week. Read more

Doug Ford Applies to Writer’s Retreat

Toronto hasn’t seen much of failed mayoral candidate and swaggering tough guy Doug Ford since the election. Read more

Wi-Fi

About a month ago while logging on to my computer, I noticed that one of our neighoburs had changed his Wi-Fi network name to: YOUR DOG BARKS TOO MUCH. Read more

Tom Cruise

The movie Risky Business, which launched the from-this-point-forward-it-will-always-be-in-your-face career of Tom Cruise, came out in 1983. Read more

Postcards to Actress Jennifer Lawrence

Dear Jennifer: Read more

The 2nd Amendment

The 2nd Amendment to the US Constitution, which was adopted in 1791, protects the right of the people to keep and bear arms. Read more