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]]>The following year, Harold Ballard Sr. ended up taking control of the Skydome during a drunken poker match with Toronto’s populist new mayor, Douglas Bordorf. Ballard, a notorious penny pincher, refused to close the dome, even in the dead of winter. The poor lacrosse players literally froze their balls off, and thus the game of hockey was born.
The Toronto Maple Leafs Lacrosse Club was renamed the Toronto Maple Leafs Hockey Club, and moved to some fancy new digs on Carleton Street with a permanent roof.
There were many happy years for the “Leafs” at their new home on Carleton, and many more Stanley Cups were won there. Sadly, the good times came to a sorry end when Ballard’s son, Pal Hal, took over the Leafs in the late 60’s. Hal brought the Skydome curse to Carlton street, and a permanent black cloud would hover there for decades.
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