Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s New Yorker Cartoon Caption Submissions

Rob Ford, Toronto’s embattled, fiscally conservative mayor is known for many things.

There’s his passion for football, for instance, as well as smoking crack with drug dealers, calling the media “maggots” and getting thrown out of hockey games for being drunk, but there’s a lot more to the man that just his robust vulgarity. For years now, Ford has been a big fan of the New Yorker Magazine, in particular their weekly cartoon caption contest, and each week the mayor always finds time to submit to the contest. What follows are a collection of some of his better submissions:

While you’re down there….

I may have had a whale of a time, but I am not a crack cocaine addict right now!

Stupid leftie pinkos and their subways!

Ask #3 to spread her legs wider so I can get a better look.

I’d do anything for some chicken wings!!!

Remember when you used to drill me? Wanna get drunk?