Wi-Fi

About a month ago while logging on to my computer, I noticed that one of our neighoburs had changed his Wi-Fi network name to: YOUR DOG BARKS TOO MUCH. This was clearly directed at us, as we have a dog that barks too much. All the same, it infuriated me, and I immediately changed our Wi-Fi network name to: THOUGHT YOUR SHOOTER GAMES DROWNED IT OUT

This is the battle that ensued:

Greasy, loner neighbour: U DON’T KNOW HOW TO LOOK AFTER A DOG

Me: YOUR MAN BUN IS VERY BRAVE.

Greasy, loner neighbour: AT LEAST I HAVE HAIR

Me: YOU’RE SHAPED LIKE A PEAR & WE CALL YOU CINNABON

Greasy, loner neighbour: YOU LOOK LIKE MR. BURNS

Me: HAVE GONE OFF MY MEDS. FEEL UNPREDICTABLE

Greasy, loner neighbour: ADVANCED TRAINING IN NGUNI STICK FIGHTING. NOT SCARED

Me: VIDEO GAMES DON’T COUNT

Greasy, loner neighbour: YOU’RE ON DISABILITY, RIGHT?

Me: YOU LOOK SHARP IN YOUR BEST BUY T-SHIRT, CINNABON.

Greasy, loner neighbour: U LOOK WEAK & ALWAYS SEE YOU IN HOUSECOAT. CREEPY

Me: ALLERGIC TO GRAINS AND HAVE ASTHMA. WHY I KEEP GUNS

Greasy, loner neighbour: JUST KEEP YOUR DOG QUIET, OK?

Me: NO

Greasy, loner neighbour: WILL CALL ANIMAL SERVICES

Me: THEN WE WILL STICK FIGHT, BUT I WILL HAVE GUNS