Everybody knows that Rob Ford is a dick, but it\u2019s entirely possible that people outside of Canada have yet to learn that Conrad Black is also a dick.<\/p>\n
Black was once a Canadian media tycoon. Nauseatingly epicurean, he employs the most ornate, complex vocabulary available. He does this as if it was the side effect of some medication, like a spasm he can\u2019t control. It sickens most people, but Black seems unable to control it, always hopeful that his erudition and verbal mastery will intimidate and dazzle anybody caught in its bright glare. Really, every time he speaks, you just want to start swinging a lead pipe.<\/p>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n Further, back in 2001 Black got in a spat with the Canadian government over whether he could accept a UK peerage in the British House of Lords that would confer upon him the title Baron Black. He renounced his citizenship over this. Canada was simply too small-minded and parochial for his talents and ambitions, so he was convicted of fraud in the US where he served nearly four years in prison. Now, at 69, he\u2019s back in Canada co-hosting a show at ZoomerTV.<\/p>\n