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Shia LaBeouf is the owner of one of the more absurd and pretentious names in Hollywood. Whether it was the burden of an \u201cI\u2019m Special\u201d name that helped shape him into the apparent asshole he is, or whether it\u2019s actually his native asshole capacity that keeps drunkenly asserting himself, is immaterial. What matters is that he keeps getting beaten-up in bars. Earlier in the month he got his ass handed to him by some dude in Vancouver, and it wasn\u2019t the first time this sort of thing has happened to him, and it seems unlikely that it will be the last.<\/p>\n