<\/a><\/p>\nReally?!<\/p>\n
And a hunting knife???<\/p>\n
They\u2019re from one of my father\u2019s camping trips?<\/p>\n
Oh, Lord.<\/p>\n
You two are drunk, aren\u2019t you?<\/p>\n
Oh, I knew it.<\/p>\n
And you were talking about scary movies in the car.<\/p>\n
Look, why don\u2019t you two just go somewhere else where you don\u2019t think you\u2019ll be murdered?<\/p>\n
I don\u2019t want you two to attack one another when you bump into each other on the way to the washroom.<\/p>\n
Who do I think would win?<\/p>\n
Well, my dad.<\/p>\n
He\u2019s about a foot taller than you and weighs 100 pounds more.<\/p>\n
Okay, if you had both weapons and he was unarmed and sleeping\u2026<\/p>\n
Well no, actually you would still lose.<\/p>\n
You\u2019re jittery, Pickle, you\u2019d pepper spray yourself and drop the knife on your foot.<\/p>\n
Yes, you would.<\/p>\n
Remember when you tried out the fire sticks at Julia\u2019s party?<\/p>\n
Kiki\u2019s fur never grew back and Julia has never forgiven us, you know.<\/p>\n
Oh, gotta go, Kitchen Nightmares is on!<\/p>\n
We had a good run, Pickle, and remember, don\u2019t be scared of the light, that\u2019s where all your old pets are!<\/p>\n
xoxxo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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