<\/a><\/p>\nMr. Murray:<\/p>\n
Toronto is city where Maple Leaf hockey club play, right? They are the shits. Russia much better at hockey than Canada. Your wife not bad, though, much better than you. You have potato on face where nose should be! I say wife 8 out of 10. If you spare more money life be better for Jurg and maybe he get lucky with lady who 8 out of 10.<\/p>\n
Jurg:<\/p>\n
Ha-Ha, such a precocious boy! That line about me having a potato on my face is very funny! Maybe you\u2019ll grow up to be a comedian! The ladies like comedians, you know!<\/p>\n
Potato Face:<\/p>\n
We are very sorry to see you no send more money. We now have picture of your pretty wife and little dog and have many cousins living in Toronto. Would be shame if something happened to them.<\/p>\n
Something with brick happen to make blood.<\/p>\n
When 9, I drown a bear in Tambuken Lake.<\/p>\n
Jurg:<\/p>\n
I\u2019m afraid I cannot afford any more than $40 a month. I hope that this amount is able to help you and your family.<\/p>\n
Potato Face:<\/p>\n
That is better. Jurg now own pit bull for safety. In your sake I call him potato face. No more letters from you, just money assistance, understand?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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