<\/a><\/p>\nOld Spice<\/p>\n
@TacoBell I think I could punch you in the face now.<\/p>\n
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Taco Bell<\/p>\n
@OldSpice You mean flail about girlishly with your eyes closed, don\u2019t you?<\/p>\n
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Old Spice<\/p>\n
@TacoBell No, I mean punch you in the face with a jagged brick and then watch you bleed \u201cTaco Beef Filling\u201d through your hair net.<\/p>\n
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Taco Bell<\/p>\n
@ OldSpice Are you getting turned on?<\/p>\n
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Old Spice<\/p>\n
@TacoBell Yes.<\/p>\n
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Taco Bell<\/p>\n
@OldSpice Let\u2019s merge, let\u2019s merge now!!<\/p>\n
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Old Spice<\/p>\n
@TacoBell Turn off the web cam!! I mean, turn it on, turn it on!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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