Rob Ford, the Mayor of Toronto, is a garden variety Conservative.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/strong><\/p>\n A big, heaving white guy, he\u2019s the kind of man that gets all red in the face and pumps his fist in the air shouting stuff like, \u201cthe gravy train must stop!\u201d He has tiny, receded eyes that make him look as if he\u2019s spent most of his life underground, hair that\u2019s thin, sparse and so absent of colour as to appear transparent and emits the general vibe of a defeated salesman. His life has been buckshot with the sort of Frat Boy controversy you\u2019d expect from a guy that grew up idolizing Rush Limbaugh and the CFL.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n He\u2019s not really into the brainy, micromanaging of governance, preferring instead to \u201ctake the bull by the horns.\u201d Very often he does this by calling in to talk radio stations or writing letters to his constituents. These are some of Rob Ford\u2019s recent missives:<\/strong><\/p>\n To a 17 year-old suspected of committing a recent robbery:<\/strong><\/p>\n Dear Mister Winston,<\/strong><\/p>\n It\u2019s Rob Fucking Ford here, Mayor of Toronto.<\/strong><\/p>\n You\u2019re scum.<\/strong><\/p>\n I don\u2019t want you in my city. I want you to leave my city. You\u2019re a loser and a disgrace to the honest, hard-working citizens of my city. You think it\u2019s cool to hold-up a gas station? Well, it\u2019s not. We need gas to drive our cars. Did you ever think about that? I bet you didn\u2019t. It\u2019s not a victimless crime. You\u2019re a loser and I swear, if I ever hear of you doing something like that in my city again I am going to take you out on the football field and make you my cheerleader, you bitch.<\/strong><\/p>\n