<\/a><\/p>\nAs fate would have it the wife of the guy who liked my hat was sitting at the table right in front of us. She was pulling crumpled ones and fives out of her purse and handing them to the dealer. She turned and faced her husband with a look of surprise on her face.<\/p>\n
Wife: Where you been at? I haven\u2019t seen you in 10 hours, don\u2019t you think its right that you come and check on me, maybe be bring me a drink or something?\u201d<\/p>\n
Man: (Looking incredulous and spinning around to include me in the conversation.) Where have I been? Where have you been at?! If you\u2019re asking me where I\u2019ve been for the last ten hours, then shouldn\u2019t I be asking you the same question? (Directly to me) Can you believe it?<\/p>\n
Me: Don\u2019t get me involved.<\/p>\n
Text from Rachelle: What are you doing? Stop it!<\/p>\n
Wife: You shouldn\u2019t just be leaving me alone all night. You never know what\u2019s going happen. I\u2019m special.<\/p>\n
Man: I can be damn sure you ain\u2019t gonna win nothing.<\/p>\n
Text to Rachelle: I\u2019m mediating a domestic dispute at a poker table.<\/p>\n
His wife gave her husband the finger and then she sucked it.<\/p>\n
Text from Rachelle: Did you just say to them the truth isn\u2019t two-sided, it\u2019s round?<\/p>\n
Text from Me: Yes, but I added nigga.\u2019<\/p>\n
Me: Well, as they say, the truth isn\u2019t two-sided, it\u2019s round.<\/p>\n
Wife: (Looking directly at me in that way) Have you been hitting the pipe? You got crack teeth, I can see that, so you best be minding your own business. I\u2019m trying to play here, understand?<\/p>\n
Man: You see what she\u2019s like?<\/p>\n
Me: (To woman) My teeth are like this because of chemotherapy, not crack, okay?<\/p>\n
Text from Rachelle: Pickle, I\u2019d really like it if you left the casino now and came to the hotel room.<\/p>\n
Wife: I don\u2019t care what they from, they be NASTY.<\/p>\n
Man: (Facing his wife) You know what\u2019s nasty, you\u2019re nasty!<\/p>\n
She looked at him, put her cards down on the table and stood up.<\/p>\n
Wife: Oh no you didn\u2019t.<\/p>\n
The man waved her off and walked away, and I decided, as Rachelle had suggested, to just return to the hotel room, where for reasons I still don\u2019t quite understand, I told her that I had won $85.<\/p>\n
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