In the spirit of the popular web site Post Secret, where people send in postcards with their darkest secrets written on the back, I am creating a Post Secret for animals. I think I\u2019m going to call it Animal Secretions.<\/p>\n

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I love the taste of bacon.<\/p>\n

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I can fly, but because I don\u2019t like to stand out in a crowd I never do.<\/p>\n

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I hate my mother for abandoning me, but then I went and did the same thing to my litter.<\/p>\n

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Even though my tribe continues to look to me for religious guidance, I have lost my faith.<\/p>\n

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I can only achieve orgasm when I\u2019m on my wheel.<\/p>\n

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I know it\u2019s wrong, but I hate horses. They\u2019re so pretentious.<\/p>\n

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Everybody thinks that I\u2019m really nice, but the truth is that I\u2019m full of anger and hate.<\/p>\n

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I kill for fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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