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Leopard<\/p>\n

I\u2019m walking along the Serengeti like any normal day and suddenly my spots begin to fall off. I\u2019m freaked-out, of course, and I try to roll around on the ground to get them back on me but it just makes it worse and they continue to fall off, but at a faster rate now. I start to run away, but as I\u2019m doing this I realize that my spots have become a trail that will lead my enemies to me.<\/p>\n

Lobster<\/p>\n

I am just walking along and then I find myself in some sort of trap. It\u2019s like everything is in slow motion and I can\u2019t get back out the way that I came in. I\u2019m in a real panic and then very slowly the trap, with me in it, begins to rise up through the water and I just know that something horrible is going to happen, and that\u2019s when I wake up.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Woodpecker<\/p>\n

It\u2019s always the same tree. I\u2019m pecking away, trying to find some grubs or ants to eat and then I break through a barrier and I\u2019m looking into a big room that\u2019s in the middle of the tree where my mother is having sex with my uncle. \u00a0My beak is stuck in the tree and I can’t look away. It’s horrible.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Butterfly<\/p>\n

I am flying along and then something happens and I\u2019m only able to fly in a straight line. I\u2019m doing everything I can, but still, just a straight line. I feel so out of control, so lost.<\/p>\n

Kangaroo<\/p>\n

I\u2019m looking in my pouch for my Joey and I can\u2019t find him. I\u2019m frantic and just keep digging deeper and deeper, but all I keep pulling out are tufts of hair and then I\u2019m completely bald and I know, I just know that the Dingo got my baby and that it was my fault.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Squirrel<\/p>\n

I\u2019m getting ready to hibernate for the winter and I\u2019m collecting as many nuts as I possibly can. I can\u2019t stop eating them and I\u2019m just getting bigger and bigger and bigger and then I start to float up into the sky and I feel like I\u2019m going to drift away into the vast universe and never be seen again.<\/p>\n

Seahorse<\/p>\n

I\u2019m floating around and everything is very calm. I don\u2019t feel threatened at all and in a flash there are Sea Monkeys everywhere. The chattering is horrible and there\u2019s nothing I can do to get away, and then they all pile on my back, whistling and teasing, and I try to buck them off but I can\u2019t.<\/p>\n

Penguin<\/p>\n

I am on an ice floe alone in the middle of the ocean and the water keeps getting warmer.<\/p>\n

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