<\/a><\/p>\n7. Jesus, Mike. Didn\u2019t you learn your lesson at Mark and Julia\u2019s wedding?<\/p>\n
8. I couldn\u2019t hear you. You have a thin and raspy voice and I think you might have asthma. You need to stand up straighter if you want to speak into the microphone.<\/p>\n
9. Oh, Michael.<\/p>\n
10. First of all, your fly was undone and you had what looked like (I hope) toothpaste stains on both your sweater and shoe. I know that people who get stage fright are told to imagine the audience in their underwear, but you went creepy overboard! I actually saw you licking your lips at one point when a college student bent down to pick-up some change she\u2019d dropped. Gross!! Also, your feelings about the Olympics and 9\/11 Conspiracy theories were not welcome– you were like the sleazy, drunk uncle at Thanksgiving dinner.<\/p>\n
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