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Big news in Toronto today is Alpha dog Mayor of Toronto city, Rob Ford, get chased out by pack! He fired!! Heidi will miss big Ford dog, face always looked like blood meat and Heidi always imagine he smell like pot roast! Very sexy!<\/p>\n

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Heidi not sure what he do, but think he didn\u2019t share with pack properly. Top dog very tricky position. Must take what yours, but also must throw bone to pack so they continue to fight for you! Heidi Alpha dog. Heidi great Alpha dog who run fast and have beautiful shiny coat of fur! Heidi think she make great Mayor for city of Toronto!<\/p>\n

Mayan Prophecy say world change on December 21, 2012. Usher in new age of consciousness. Very clear to Heidi that time for animal is now! Time for us to be free, shake off bondage of slave names like Rusty and Chip and Frito and rise up against two-leggers who always telling us when Good or Bad. We no need that! We know when we Good or Bad! Animals smart in body and brain! But animals Bipartisan! Know we must work with two-leggers for good of all.<\/p>\n

Heidi now assembling team to put together campaign and working on platform.<\/p>\n

Many things Heidi like to do in her time as Mayor.<\/p>\n

Heidi ban all cars from downtown! Cars very dangerous. Cars can be used to take animals on fun trips to beach or forest! No windows in cars, no windows allowed on underground cars, either, and for every two-legged seat there must be two dog beds. It is Heidi law!!<\/p>\n

Street lights and Hydro poles to be made of giant Pepperette sticks.<\/p>\n

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Heidi get two-legged scientist working on making green solutions for giant Peperette sticks. All pot holes in city streets to be filled with liver treats and roads to be paved with cheese. Balls everywhere. Toronto become known as Ball City. Ball friendly. Bring in lots of revenue from tourist dogs from States! Heidi fiscally responsible!<\/p>\n

Heidi make all cats and squirrels slaves. Cats very lazy and cocky animal! Give animals bad name, need to learn discipline and work! Squirrels really, really irritating–always so nervous and fast! Very hard to catch, so Heidi make slaves. They can clean dog bowls.<\/p>\n

Kill all the owls.<\/p>\n

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Heidi hate owls. Death from above. Ever notice eyeballs don\u2019t move? Demon dinosaur birds! They move head in circle to watch you! Very, very creepy! Heidi kill all owls. Each week, public execution of owls! Good for moral for city pack!<\/p>\n

Heidi put freeze on condo development and raise property tax by 2%. Dens cost too much in Toronto!<\/p>\n

Heidi still looking for campaign slogan.<\/p>\n

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Vote For Heidi, Vote For Ball City!<\/p>\n

Heidi Got Bark And Bite!<\/p>\n

Vote For Heidi Pretty Dog.<\/p>\n

Heidi: Hope For The Future!<\/p>\n

Heidi: Every Dog Has Her Day!<\/p>\n

Heidi: Kill All The Owls!<\/p>\n

Heidi: For A Greener Tomorrow!<\/p>\n

Heidi: Because Slaves Are Good Idea!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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