<\/a><\/p>\nI am coming after you, you cocksucker, and I am going to set you on goddamn fire. You will also have to pay me forty million dollars or something, because this fucking burn is disgusting and it kills. In fact, the pain is so great that I am now completely addicted to Percocet, which is the only reason this entire letter isn\u2019t written in capitals.<\/p>\n
Watch your back, motherfucker.<\/p>\n
Michael Murray<\/p>\n
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