<\/a><\/p>\nHIGH HEELS VERY HARD TO DANSS IN.<\/p>\n
FUCK11!<\/p>\n
SPACE BROWNIES AWESOME<\/p>\n
WHERE R UDUDE?<\/p>\n
RACHYLLE AND I R AT PARTY<\/p>\n
COME ON!<\/p>\n
THEREES FUCING DRY ICE ANDHID 2 BOTTLES OF WINE IN OVEN!<\/p>\n
This is Rachelle.<\/p>\n
Michael is really, really drunk.<\/p>\n
Yeah, like in a bad movie.<\/p>\n
He\u2019s very sweaty and I think he\u2019s going to be sick.<\/p>\n
We\u2019re going to have to leave soon, so if you come, we\u2019ll likely be gone.<\/p>\n
DOING IT FUCKEN GAHGHNAMAHA SYTLE!!!!<\/p>\n
CANT EAT OLIVES IN NEW YEAR.<\/p>\n
BUMMER.<\/p>\n
IT SUCKS UP MY AURA OR SOMETHING.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s Rachelle again.<\/p>\n
We have to go.<\/p>\n
He\u2019s showing his scars to a couple.<\/p>\n
He just asked them if they were foreign.<\/p>\n
JUSS MET SOME CRAZY BRAZILIIAAAANIAS!<\/p>\n
ONE WAS BALCK AND THE OTHER WHITE!<\/p>\n
FREAK OUT!<\/p>\n
It\u2019s Rachelle again.<\/p>\n
We\u2019re in the cab home now.<\/p>\n
Yes, he was just sick out the window.<\/p>\n
Words can\u2019t describe.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m sorry, but I don\u2019t think we\u2019ll be able to make brunch tomorrow.<\/p>\n
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