Today I have given the Blog over to Heidi, our Miniature Dachshund.<\/p>\n
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Heidi just found out she adopted.<\/p>\n
Not huge surprise to Heidi.<\/p>\n
Pretty obvious, really. Heidi VERY fast and pretty and have four legs. Fraud parents VERY slow and homely and have two-legs. Heidi smell their lies miles away, that why she never obey them. Truth is Heidi very, very relieved to find out not blood-relatives, would bring great shame to Heidi if this pack her real family. But what throw Heidi for a loop is that she have brothers and sisters! Heidi sure she only one! But no, Heidi come from big litter and have two surviving brothers and one sister! \u00a0This blow Heidi mind! She thought she alone in universe!<\/p>\n
Heidi eldest brother named Dolphin and live in Toronto.<\/p>\n
Heidi no know why called Dolphin. VERY stupid name. Dolphin fish name, not dog name!! Heidi no want to see him for having such stupid name, but Heidi good dog, so she go anyway! Turns out he live with hippy in Kensington Market and have dread in fur! Retard dog who eat nothing but avocado! Heidi hate Dolphin! Think Dolphin have drug problem, too.<\/p>\n
Heidi other brother named Angus and he live with old woman who drive around on scooter. \u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n Angus fat!!! Must weigh 40 pounds! He wheezes, can\u2019t play fetch or jump on sofa and smell like infected squirrel! He disgusting!<\/p>\n