Although I come from a Christian background, I consider myself an agnostic. I have a very strong sense of the divine, but this intuition has never organized itself into a set of principles or certainties, existing instead as a great and ever-mutating question mark to which I will always be subordinate. In short, I imagine my understanding of the universe to be similar to a lobster\u2019s understanding of the earth.<\/p>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n It\u2019s hard for me to imagine a creature more physically dissimilar from a human than a lobster– an entity that inhabits the same planet as the rest of us but lives on the cold, dark floor of oceans. If we could imbue it with a human intelligence, could it possibly conceive of the terrestrial civilization above that actually farms and manages lobster communities and then eats them as delicacies? My guess is that no, the lobster is not thinking this, and so I assume that whatever my instinct is about what lies beyond the field of my imagination, the actuality is going to be so much stranger and greater that there\u2019s absolutely no point in trying to codify it into a religion.<\/p>\n I have a friend who is a Charismatic Christian, and knowing that my wife was out of town one weekend, he invited me over for dinner with his men\u2019s group. I did not know what a men\u2019s group was. I imagined a bunch of guys who liked fantasy football, crossbows and the free market, and with that in mind went over expecting to eat a huge steak.<\/p>\n When I arrived there were about six other men sitting in the living room, as if waiting for me, as if they\u2019d been waiting for me for their entire lives. There was something unusual about these men, an aspect of aggressive contentment that was entirely humourless and disquieting.<\/p>\n One man seemed to make a special project of me. He handed me a piece of paper upon which were what he considered to be numeric proofs of the immaculate nature of the Bible. After looking at it for a minute or two, and commenting on the interesting connections it made, I joked, \u201cIf the Bible were perfect, surely it would contain a few photos of Raquel Welch, don\u2019t you think?\u201d<\/p>\n