<\/a><\/p>\nDear Jennifer:<\/p>\n
I think it\u2019s really cool that you served as an assistant nurse at the summer camp your mother ran while growing up. I tell you, if I was attending that camp, I would have been sick with stomach problems all the time! You should star in a movie about a nurse who falls in love with an older hernia patient and then has a forbidden and torrid affair with him. I have some drawings and notes if you\u2019d like to see them.<\/p>\n
Michael Murray<\/p>\n
PS: Please send an autographed photograph.<\/p>\n
Dear Jennifer:<\/p>\n
The other day I had a dream that some breed of super rats were attacking me. I was valiantly fighting them off, but there were too many of them and all I could feel were their horrible teeth and claws slashing at me. And then you came into the room and everything smelled like pumpkins and the rats vanished. Holding hands, we ran together into a forest, the sound of waterfalls in the distance.<\/p>\n
Michael Murray<\/p>\n
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