As many of you know, I used to work as a columnist at the Ottawa Citizen. Sometimes, on very rare and desperate occasions, they will contact me and ask if I\u2019m interested in doing something. This happened just the other day, as the newspaper star they had lined up to Live Tweet Oprah\u2019s appearance in Ottawa on Wednesday, had a legal emergency that prevented her from attending. And so it came to pass that I was asked if I could do it, a job I readily accepted. What follows are my Tweets from Oprah\u2019s appearance before nearly 15, 000 fans at a hockey rink outside of the city:<\/p>\n
@michaelmurrayca I\u2019m 20 rows from the front, dead centre. Eye of the storm, baby, eye of the storm.<\/p>\n
@michaelmurrayca Oprah just took stage to sound of delirious fans. Tried to give her my manuscript but failed. Awkward moment.<\/p>\n
@michaelmurrayca No, not failed. Just given another opportunity to build my life.<\/p>\n
@michaelmurrayca \u201cYou honour me by being here,\u201d Oprah says, \u201cReal question is why are you here?\u201d<\/p>\n
@michaelmurrayca \u00a0\u201cLove tittie shows!\u201d I yell. Unsophisticated crowd doesn\u2019t appreciate joke.<\/p>\n
@michaelmurrayca Feminazis everywhere. VERY sour looks.<\/p>\n
@michaelmurrayca \u201cAs small girl, grandma said I had to learn to hang clothes for the life I would have. Inside voice said no.\u201d<\/p>\n
@michaelmurrayca Blahblahblahblahblah #Oprahmanuscripthater<\/p>\n
@michaelmurrayca There are like 8 Asian people in the crowd.<\/p>\n
@michaelmurrayca Wonder what\u2019s up with that.<\/p>\n
@michaelmurrayca Could it be that the Asians hate Oprah????<\/p>\n
@michaelmurrayca Oprah says she was Miss Fire Prevention at 16. \u201cI could out talk those Southern girls.<\/p>\n
@michaelmurrayca Oprah thinks she\u2019s better than Southern girls. #Dixiechickswillwritesongaboutthis<\/p>\n
@michaelmurrayca \u201cNothing is happening willy-nilly to you. You\u2019re creating your own life.\u201d<\/p>\n
@michaelmurrayca Three women behind me just started to cry.<\/p>\n
@michaelmurrayca One of them is really letting it go. Worried she might lose control of her bladder.<\/p>\n
@michaelmurrayca Just looked behind me, major sobber has Oprah tattoo on her calf.<\/p>\n
@michaelmurrayca O is part comedian, part actor, part preacher, part big sister and all woman!!<\/p>\n
@michaelmurrayca Funny, self-deprecating and riveting. Crowd is completely enthralled.<\/p>\n
@michaelmurrayca Best. Storyteller. On. Planet.<\/p>\n
@michaelmurrayca Important to note Oprah has great hair today, cascading curls. Also, purple sparkly dress with contrasting purple shrug.<\/p>\n