As many of you know, embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and I were enrolled at Carleton University in Ottawa at the same time. It was here at a pub called Roosters that we became last-call drinking acquaintances. Ever since that time we\u2019ve maintained sporadic contact, usually in the form of late-night messaging whenever one of us is drinking alone. Last night, around two in the morning, Rob started to message me:<\/p>\n
Rob: You hear about the fucking cronut burger????<\/p>\n
Me: It\u2019s all anybody in Toronto can talk about!!<\/p>\n
Rob: It\u2019s a fucking doughnut that\u2019s been bred with a croissant and a bacon cheeseburger! I want to eat about seven of them!<\/p>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n Me: It\u2019s made 100 people sick! The city (YOU) shut down the stand at the CNE!<\/p>\n Rob: No way! That doesn\u2019t sound like the free market! Gonna fuckin\u2019 look into that. Gotta let the people decide.<\/p>\n Me: I love the word cronut.<\/p>\n Rob: I love being drunk.<\/p>\n Me: Me, too, buddy, me, too.<\/p>\n Rob: Cronut, it sounds like the fart noise you make after you drink chocolate milk.<\/p>\n Me: It sounds like the name of a military transport vehicle.<\/p>\n Rob: Or like the sound of fucking Hulk Hogan\u2019s arm breaking when I arm wrestle him on Friday!!!<\/p>\n Me: You really doing that?<\/p>\n