About three years ago I got a job working part-time at a box factory in Scarborough. A month ago, The Box Factory asked me to start up a Twitter account on their behalf to generate some publicity for the business, but also as a way to disseminate information to The Box Factory workers. These are the tweets that I wrote leading up to our Christmas party and for the first half of that party:<\/p>\n

TheBoxFactory: Not only is a box an excellent and unexpected Christmas gift, but it\u2019s also what you put the gift in! #Boxenthusiasts<\/p>\n

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TheBoxFactory: A Christmas box classic! http:\/\/ow.ly\/rNgZg<\/a><\/p>\n

TheBoxFactory: Are you getting excited to find out what Santa has in his box for you?<\/p>\n

TheBoxFactory: It is important for Box Factory workers to show up on time for their shifts.<\/p>\n

TheBoxFactory: The Ultimate Box: The Box To End All Boxes (as featured in The Hobbit). Don\u2019t forget to add this to your Christmas list! #Boxenthusiasts<\/p>\n

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TheBoxFactory: Employees of The Box Factory, don\u2019t forget the office Christmas party on Dec. 14!<\/p>\n

TheBoxFactory: The fridge in the staff kitchen is disgusting. People need to clean out their own rotting food!!!<\/p>\n

TheBoxFactory: This fridge needs to be clean by December 14^{th<\/sup>!<\/p>\n}

TheBoxFactory: Life in not like a jar of chocolates, it\u2019s like a BOX of chocolates!! http:\/\/ow.ly\/rNhxD<\/p>\n

TheBoxFactory: Appreciate the excellent work on the fridge! Looks like things will be good to go for our big party tomorrow!! Remember, potluck.<\/p>\n

TheBoxFactory: We make the best boxes.<\/p>\n

TheBoxFactory: Christmas party tonight!! BYOB!! (Bring your own box! LOL!)<\/p>\n

TheBoxFactory: I will be bringing a bucket (I mean box!) of KFC! #MichaelMurrayPartyCentral<\/p>\n

TheBoxFactory: Am very disappointed to hear that Manuel will be doing the music tonight. It\u2019s going to be a Christian rock kind of Christmas party. Barf.<\/p>\n

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TheBoxFactory: \u00a0Party starts at 5:00 sharp!<\/p>\n

TheBoxFactory: The first song that Manuel played was about Jesus and sung by white people. Nobody dancing. Way to go, Manny.<\/p>\n

TheBoxFactory: Manuel is a loser who makes shitty boxes.<\/p>\n

TheBoxFactory: And wears stupid sweaters.#ReasonsToHateManny<\/p>\n

TheBoxFactory: Janice and Sandro just snuck off behind the SBM 86.<\/p>\n

TheBoxFactory: I think they\u2019re gonna do it again just like last year.<\/p>\n

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TheBoxFactory: If you hear somebody yell, \u201cMother of dragons,\u201d you know that Janice and Sandro are breaking company policy and \u201cGod\u2019s law.\u201d #ThingsMannyWouldSay<\/p>\n

TheBoxFactory: As a reminder: Company Policy: 9:42: The Box Factory prohibits a dating\/sexual relationship between one employee and any other, be they full, part-time or temporary, other than his or her spouse.<\/p>\n

TheBoxFactory: If I was DJ this is what would be playing: http:\/\/ow.ly\/rOA9b<\/a> #fun<\/p>\n

TheBoxFactory: Getting nice buzz on.<\/p>\n

TheBoxFactory: Didn\u2019t think I could beat Jelena at arm wrestling, but there you have it!!!<\/p>\n

TheBoxFactory: Best party ever. I love you Boxonians!<\/p>\n

TheBoxFactory: If anybody wants some dope, Marvin is in the parking lot by the loading bay.<\/p>\n

TheBoxFactory: Good shit.<\/p>\n

TheBoxFactory: Also, potato salad tastes really weird. Might contain some weird ethnic spice. \u00a0Be warned!!<\/p>\n

(The second half of the party Tweets will appear later)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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