God wants you to be rich.<\/p>\n

With a proven track record stretching over millennia, He can show you how to make money! All you have to do is subscribe to His Twitter feed @TheLordIsAMoneyMaker and you will receive up to the date financial advice from the undisputed leader in the industry.<\/p>\n

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@TheLordIsAMoneyMaker: Your death is certain! It is best you get your finances in order now!<\/p>\n

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@TheLordIsAMoneyMaker: There is but one true God! And he knows money!<\/p>\n

@TheLordIsAMoneyMaker: The name of the game: To reap where you did not sow and gather where you scattered no seed.<\/p>\n

@TheLordIsAMoneyMaker: Do not tip your slaves with cash or jewelry, and always remember your tithe.<\/p>\n

@TheLordIsAMoneyMaker: \u201cD\u201d is for discipline in spending, not debt! The fires will consume those in debt!<\/p>\n

@TheLordIsAMoneyMaker: The Lord himself created the real estate bubble and cannot recommend it to the first time buyer.<\/p>\n

@TheLordIsAMoneyMaker: Looking for a rock solid investment? http:\/\/ow.ly\/rS30v<\/a><\/p>\n

@TheLordIsAMoneyMaker: Shopify\u2019s naked ambition displeases the Lord almighty! They fly too high! Sell!!<\/p>\n

@TheLordIsAMoneyMaker: Avoid investing in companies that make contraceptives, conduct embryonic stem-cell research or contribute corporate funds to Planned Parenthood, for I will smite them!<\/p>\n

@TheLordIsAMoneyMaker: Give portions to seven, yes to eight, for you do not know what disaster may come upon the land.<\/p>\n

@TheLordIsAMoneyMaker: The Lord is displeased with China, invest in America, for she is the favourite amongst my nation children!<\/p>\n

@TheLordIsAMoneyMaker: Bearish on Bitcoins. Sign of the End Times. Proceed with caution.<\/p>\n

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@TheLordIsAMoneyMaker: Grow your emergency funds. Prepare don\u2019t predict. Soon fire and pestilence will cover the lands!<\/p>\n

@TheLordIsAMoneyMaker: My son did many great things with his life, but financial planning was not one of them. Don\u2019t you make the same mistakes he did!<\/p>\n

@TheLordIsAMoneyMaker: Take the New York Rangers over the Winnipeg Jets by two.<\/p>\n

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@TheLordIsAMoneyMaker: \u00a0Waste not thy fortune on harlots and drink!<\/p>\n

@TheLordIsAMoneyMaker: Sufficient nutrition will soon be scarce, Hormel Food Corp will prove an appetizing investment!<\/p>\n

@TheLordIsAMoneyMaker: Worship no other God but I, for I am THE money maker.<\/p>\n

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