Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is reported to be in rehab at a facility (rumoured to be GreeneStone) up in Muskoka cottage country. Ford has been sighted in Bracebridge and Gravenhurst, near his cottage, even posing for several photographs with locals and commenting that, \u201cRehab was amazing!\u201d While dropping off his dry cleaning at Fabricare in Gravenhurst, Ford left a workbook on the counter that was labeled, \u201cRob\u2019s Journey: On The Road To Recovery,\u201d which turned out to be his rehab journal.<\/p>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n Day 1<\/p>\n “Describe how you\u2019re feeling right now.”<\/p>\n I feel good, like I\u2019m ready to dominate. I\u2019m in the zone, just like I was when I attended the Washington Redskins fantasy football camp as a kid. It makes me mad that people think that the name Redskins is somehow racist! It\u2019s an honour to be a Redskin, not an insult! <\/a>Jesus Christ!! It really burns me, that. Makes me want to punch something in the face really hard. Going to go do some lifting, channel my feelings into a \u201cpositive stream\u201d instead of getting sucked into a \u201cself-destructive negativity spiral.<\/p>\n Day 2, 2014<\/p>\n “Describe a recent situation where you felt the urge to take drugs or alcohol.”<\/p>\n “The Situation.”<\/p>\n At breakfast when my eggs were runny.<\/p>\n “Moods”<\/p>\n “1. What did you feel?”<\/p>\n “2. Rate each mood (0-100%)”<\/p>\n I felt really pissed off. I\u2019m paying a shit-ton of good money to be in this facility and I\u2019m not even an addict, so the least you could do is get the fucking eggs right! Is it that hard to scramble some eggs? Fuck! (100%)<\/p>\n I also felt frustrated, like one hundred fucking percent frustrated. Just make the goddamn eggs, okay? (120%!!)<\/p>\n