A friend of mine who is of South American heritage is opening up a seafood restaurant and I was asked to help come up with a name and perhaps a theme for the place. This is a list of my suggestions:<\/p>\n

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1. The Smiling Poncho (All staff must wear a poncho, and the chef will wear a sombrero with little, hooked fish hanging off the brim. It will be fun!)<\/p>\n

2. Fish and Ships (You will sell ship knickknacks as an alternate revenue stream at the front desk.)<\/p>\n

3. Clamorama (Deep-fried clams will be a specialty.)<\/p>\n

4. Blood In The Water (This Risto will have a shark-attack themed d\u00e9cor. It will really stand out from the crowd and when you order the signature plate of paella, the theme music to Jaws will play as the serving staff brings it out. We will be a destination for birthday and bachelor parties, so if legal, we will have all serving staff working in bikinis and speedos. GAY FRIENDLY.)<\/p>\n

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4. Los Peces Sexy (Obviously, this means The Sexy Fish in Spanish. Consider Tango dance lessons in the evening?)<\/p>\n

5. Scales And Males (This would be a gay restaurant)<\/p>\n

6. Scales And Tails and Males (This would be a more flamboyant and risque gay restaurant)<\/p>\n

7. Something Fishy. (This is cute, and I think that each night you should stage a marine-themed murder mystery production as entertainment for the dining guests.)<\/p>\n

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8. Crabbies (Part of the appeal of this incarnation would be the gruff, sailor-like atmosphere and service.)<\/p>\n

9. Fishing for a compliment? (Could become popular with people on first dates!)<\/p>\n

10. The Fishcotheque (On the weekends it a disco and fine seafood restaurant.)<\/p>\n

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