Trip Advisor has expanded and instead of just accepting submissions for various restaurants, hotels, vacation spots and the like, they are now taking illness reviews, as well.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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SINUS INFECTION<\/p>\n

Definitely won\u2019t be going back anytime soon! I could not smell a thing for five weeks, my face hurt and my temples were so swollen that my wife started to call me Frankenstein. The green discharge from my nose was oddly fascinating, and the occasional day off work was nice, but it\u2019s still not enough to earn a recommendation. In the end, my experience with a sinus infection was very disappointing. (Also, duration of visit WAY too long!!!)<\/p>\n

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OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER<\/p>\n

**********The condition makes me feel VERY, VERY, VERY safe and VERY, VERY, VERY focused. I think I do some of my VERY, VERY, VERY best work in this state. The condition makes me feel VERY, VERY, VERY safe and VERY, VERY, VERY focused.**********<\/p>\n

\ud83d\ude42\u00a0Recommended.<\/p>\n

\ud83d\ude42 Recommended.<\/p>\n

\ud83d\ude42 Recommended.<\/p>\n

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INGUINAL HERNIA<\/p>\n

It wasn\u2019t the most painful experience of my life, but the weird, little bulge in my groin was a freak-out, and quite frankly I didn\u2019t like thinking about the mechanics of it at all. I mean, my intestines were poking through my abdominal wall? That\u2019s just gross, and it really doesn\u2019t sound right. However, when I was having surgery done a nurse was required to shave my pubic area and she had to pick up and move my penis in order to do this. I\u2019m not a freak or anything, but it was a real porn scenario and I have to admit to kind of hoping something was going to happen, so that was kind of thrilling.<\/p>\n

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Another up side of the hernia is that I was able to get out of doing TONS of stuff. As far as illnesses go, this one comes quite highly recommended, and depending on the doctor, you can get some excellent pain medications.<\/p>\n

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ANTHRAX<\/p>\n

No walk in the park. STAY AWAY!!!<\/p>\n

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BURSITIS<\/p>\n

Like the hernia, this is an excellent excuse condition. Although it sounds like it should really only effect old people, it\u2019s something that athletes deal with the most, so it\u2019s actually kind of cool\u2014a \u201chealthy sickness,\u201d if you know what I mean. It can hurt like a bugger, but it usually doesn\u2019t and the treatment is typically just rest, so if you want to get out of something (like walking around Ikea all Sunday) all you have to do is say that your chronic bursitis and your knee is just killing you. It\u2019s kind of like having a handicap pass for your car.<\/p>\n

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TOURETTE\u2019S SYNDROME<\/p>\n

Not nearly as much fun as you might think\u2014get something else.<\/p>\n

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