<\/a><\/p>\nThere\u2019s also Sensual Touch Therapy for the people who really care.<\/p>\n
It was a real shame about Robin Williams, don\u2019t you think?<\/p>\n
Anyway, I don\u2019t want to be a drag on your big day, my depression isn\u2019t that bad! I only get down because I’m sensitive and feel life more than most people! I just wanted to give you a big shout-out and wish you an incredible birthday full of much happiness, health, joy and success, and to let you know that Touch Therapy really works. It does, it saves lives. You are beautiful, staggeringly beautiful, and I bet you have cool, soft hands that smell like poems.<\/p>\n
I would love to hang with you if you\u2019re in Toronto for the Film Festival next month!<\/p>\n
Michael Murray<\/p>\n
PS: Bradley Cooper (pretentious name) is much older than you. Did you sleep with him when you made Silver Lining Playbook? I have seen that movie 24 times, once for every year you\u2019ve been alive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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