<\/a><\/p>\n3. Have you ever had a negative experience with potato chips?<\/p>\n
Yes. I had a Cinnabon flavoured potato chip the other day and it tasted like a fucking Cinnabon. It was disgusting. Also, I have very vulnerable gums and sometimes a jagged, little dagger of a chip can get lodged in them. Very painful.<\/p>\n
4. Have you ever incorporated potato chips into love making? If yes, what was it like? If not, is this something you have considered?<\/p>\n
Potato chip packaging has been used in a variety of sexual acts, but the actual potato chips have never been used in love making.<\/p>\n
5. Finish this sentence, people who list plain chips as their top snack choices are _________.<\/p>\n
First against the wall.<\/p>\n
6. Dip or no dip?<\/p>\n
Dips are for rookies and pretenders, the proper chip, the O\u2019Grady\u2019s Extra Thick Au Gratin chip, needed no such vulgar embellishments.<\/p>\n
7. Do you ever mix flavours of chips? What is your favourite combination? Is there a combination you have been meaning to try? What is your signature blend and what do you call it?<\/p>\n
Mixing flavours of chips is something a child or somebody who suffered a very serious head injury would do.<\/p>\n
8. Dehydrated fruit chips, yay or nay?<\/p>\n
If you\u2019re a Dumpster Diver of some sort of Freegan, sure, but for members of society? Of course not.<\/p>\n
9. Is there a time for a baked chip? Or is it a fry or die situation?<\/p>\n
Maybe in times of extreme deprivation, like in a war, but certainly not when America\u2019s clipping along at full speed.<\/p>\n
10. Tell me about your favourite chip memory?<\/p>\n
I was a student at University in Montreal and I was broke. I went to the local corner store and begged for credit, which they stupidly gave me. I bought a large bag of O\u2019Grady\u2019s Extra Thick Au Gratin potato chips, a can of Coke Classic, a pack of Winstons, five quarts of Molson and the magazine Celebrity Skin. I think it was the best night I ever had, a moment of still perfection that I travel back to often.<\/p>\n
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