Today I have given the Blog over to Heidi, our Miniature Dachshund.<\/p>\n

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Heidi always dog that very big into social media.<\/p>\n

Heidi famous on Chatroulette for a while and into Snapchat way early!<\/p>\n

Heidi do whatever it take to keep fan happy.<\/p>\n

But even as savvy as Heidi is, still got confused and thought it Mice Bucket Challenge. Was SO excited for Mice Bucket Challenge!!!!<\/p>\n

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Through two-legger would dump bucket of mice over Heidi and she would chase chase chase all the mice and tear them to blood and little bone!! Be so awesome!! Be like dog Fear Factor where Heidi win all the prize! And then post Heidi\u2019s glory online! Everybody see that Heidi the Alpha Dog and all send treats and squeak toys! It what Internet built for!!<\/p>\n

Would be best thing ever!!<\/p>\n

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But turns out it was FUCKING Ice Bucket Challenge!<\/p>\n

Worst day in Heidi\u2019s life ever!!<\/p>\n

Four-eyed-two-legged treat giver make Heidi sit in backyard. Say Heidi Good Dog and give her liver treats and summer sausage, but all a trick!! Never sincere! Not for one second! Four-eyed-two-legged treat giver some sort of ugly demon.<\/p>\n

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Heidi think something suspicious because bucket not smell like mouse terror and disease, and water fall from it, but Heidi in treat zone so not thinking clearly. Four-eyed-two-legged treat giver wheeze and pant when he try to lift bucket up. So weak. He pretend it more fun if he get pretty two-legger to help him, and Heidi just sit there thinking MOUSEKILL MOUSEKILL MOUSEKILL MOUSEKILL and then slave owners dump freezing cold water with ice rock in it on Heidi!!! PSYCHOPATHS!! Heidi run in circles for 90 minutes, so crazy she wish she was squirrel and could climb tree!<\/p>\n

Days later Heidi still freezing!!<\/p>\n

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Things never be the same again.<\/p>\n

Trust broken.<\/p>\n

Heidi fucking hate two-leggers.<\/p>\n

Maybe kill in sleep.<\/p>\n

Heidi always watching now.<\/p>\n

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