The NHL season, starting on October 8th, \u00a0is right around the corner. <\/p>\n

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It\u2019s long been a dream of mine to play professional hockey, and this is a goal I\u2019ve worked very hard to achieve. Unfortunately, I\u2019ve never been quite good enough to make the grade, and as the years pass by my chances of making the NHL are rapidly diminishing. In an effort to remind the NHL GM\u2019s and coaches who might still be looking for a character guy in the locker room, of just how committed I am to this dream, I am providing a short list of some of the things I\u2019m willing to do to fulfill my dream of playing in the NHL.<\/p>\n

I am perfectly willing to serve as a shutdown, 4^{th<\/sup> line centre, instead of the natural, 1st<\/sup> line scorer I am, if it gets me into the NHL faster.<\/p>\n}

I will continue with my figure skating lessons, trying to improve my balance and explosiveness on the ice in order to make me a better team player.<\/p>\n

I would not hesitate to drop the gloves.<\/p>\n

I will cut back on my shifts at David\u2019s Tea in order to train more.<\/p>\n

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I would consent to wearing a suit and tie to and from the rink for every game.<\/p>\n

I would kill a bird with a rock.<\/p>\n

I would be willing to relocate.<\/p>\n

If necessary, I would subordinate my natural leadership skills in order to better serve the team.<\/p>\n

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I will say no to hanging out with friends and going out to parties because I know I have to be up early the next morning to train.<\/p>\n

I would have sex with Tom Hardy– even though I\u2019m not gay or even remotely curious about what being gay might feel like– in order to prove how serious I am about playing in the NHL.<\/p>\n

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I would also have sex with Tom Hardy and Daniel Craig– even though I\u2019m not gay or even remotely curious to know what it might feel like to be gay with two other stunning and sexy men– in order to prove how serious I am about playing in the NHL.<\/p>\n

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I would give up my participation in fantasy hockey in order to protect the integrity of the NHL and the great game of hockey.<\/p>\n

I would take up hunting in order to better fit in with my peers.<\/p>\n

I would consider giving up gluten.<\/p>\n

I would also consider giving up Choir! Choir! Choir! in order to more fully dedicate myself to my dream of playing in the NHL.<\/p>\n

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