About a month ago while logging on to my computer, I noticed that one of our neighoburs had changed his Wi-Fi network name to: YOUR DOG BARKS TOO MUCH. This was clearly directed at us, as we have a dog that barks too much. All the same, it infuriated me, and I immediately changed our Wi-Fi network name to: THOUGHT YOUR SHOOTER GAMES DROWNED IT OUT<\/p>\n

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This is the battle that ensued:<\/p>\n

Greasy, loner neighbour: U DON\u2019T KNOW HOW TO LOOK AFTER A DOG<\/p>\n

Me: YOUR MAN BUN IS VERY BRAVE.<\/p>\n

Greasy, loner neighbour: AT LEAST I HAVE HAIR<\/p>\n

Me: YOU\u2019RE SHAPED LIKE A PEAR & WE CALL YOU CINNABON<\/p>\n

Greasy, loner neighbour: YOU LOOK LIKE MR. BURNS<\/p>\n

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Me: HAVE GONE OFF MY MEDS. FEEL UNPREDICTABLE<\/p>\n

Greasy, loner neighbour: ADVANCED TRAINING IN NGUNI STICK FIGHTING. NOT SCARED<\/p>\n

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Me: VIDEO GAMES DON\u2019T COUNT<\/p>\n

Greasy, loner neighbour: YOU\u2019RE ON DISABILITY, RIGHT?<\/p>\n

Me: YOU LOOK SHARP IN YOUR BEST BUY T-SHIRT, CINNABON.<\/p>\n

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Greasy, loner neighbour: U LOOK WEAK & ALWAYS SEE YOU IN HOUSECOAT. CREEPY<\/p>\n

Me: ALLERGIC TO GRAINS AND HAVE ASTHMA. WHY I KEEP GUNS<\/p>\n

Greasy, loner neighbour: JUST KEEP YOUR DOG QUIET, OK?<\/p>\n

Me: NO<\/p>\n

Greasy, loner neighbour: WILL CALL ANIMAL SERVICES<\/p>\n

Me: THEN WE WILL STICK FIGHT, BUT I WILL HAVE GUNS<\/p>\n

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