The other night we went out for dinner at Foxley on Ossington. I was the first to arrive, and these are the text messages that I received from my wife Rachelle while I waited for the rest of the group:<\/p>\n
R: My hockey game just ended and I should be there in about 10!<\/p>\n
R: No fights.<\/p>\n
R: There are never any fights.<\/p>\n
R: Well, thank you, I guess.<\/p>\n
R: I appreciate that you think I would be good in fight.<\/p>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n R: It\u2019s one of the nicest things you\u2019ve ever said to me.<\/p>\n R: Very romantic.<\/p>\n R: Oh, you got the best seat in the house!<\/p>\n R: Well done, Pickle!<\/p>\n R: Yes, your charm is considerable.<\/p>\n R: I bet the hostess didn\u2019t stand a chance.<\/p>\n R: Those new sneakers really give you a lot of confidence, don\u2019t they?<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n R: Imagine how you\u2019d feel if you had a driver\u2019s license and a job, too??<\/p>\n R: You\u2019d be made of confidence! You\u2019d probably take over a country or something!<\/p>\n R: I\u2019m not being sarcastic.<\/p>\n R: I\u2019m being cute, playful and funny.<\/p>\n R: Hockey doesn\u2019t make me mean.<\/p>\n R: Oh, Pickle, you know I love you, and I do appreciate that you got there early and used your charm to get us the best table in the place.<\/p>\n R: Yes, you do have a commanding presence. It\u2019s clear from the way that animals always obey you.<\/p>\n R: Our dog, for instance, she really listens!<\/p>\n R: And remember when the squirrel knocked you over and gave you a bloody nose when it stole a lozenge from you?<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n R: No? Well, you did hit your head pretty hard, it\u2019s possible you got a concussion.<\/p>\n R: Yes, you just keep up with the online brain games and I\u2019m sure you\u2019ll be fine.<\/p>\n R: I know you skipped grade three, but honey, that was a very, very long time ago.<\/p>\n R: WHAT????<\/p>\n R: REALLY??? HOLY FUCK!!<\/p>\n R: For the love of Christ, DO NOT SAY A WORD TO HIM!!<\/p>\n R: I CANNOT BELIEVE JIM CUDDY IS IN THE RESTAURANT!! OMG!<\/p>\n