Last week, a woman was on a crowded Toronto Transit Commission Bus. <\/p>\n

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She had a shitty day and was tired, and right before her she saw a man who had his knapsack on the seat directly beside him. Politely, the woman asked if he might move the bag so that she could sit down. The man called her an airhead and told her to get the fuck away from him, before eventually stomping on her foot and pushing her away. Much of this was caught on camera and posted online. It became a huge story, with the now widely despised man in question being dubbed the TTC Leprechaun. All sorts of vigilante investigations have been launched, one of which turned up the Leprechaun\u2019s Diary:<\/p>\n

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Monday, September 22, 2014<\/p>\n

Put on bright red shirt and piano key tie, accessorized by a black beret. Didn\u2019t feel right. Changed piano key tie for a bolo tie and knew I was rocking it. Took a new picture for my Tinder account. Still nothing. Got on bus. Nobody challenged me so I spit on my hand and then rubbed it on that stripper pole thing that everybody with poor balance holds onto.<\/p>\n

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Tuesday, September 23, 2014<\/p>\n

Today it was a sleeveless t-shirt and a do-rag. I don\u2019t care if it\u2019s only 9 degrees out, a man sometimes has to show his dominance and make a display. Waxed my beard and loaded up my iPod with the underrated Tom Cochrane. <\/a><\/p>\n

He\u2019s just as fucking good as Tom Petty, I don\u2019t care what the loser critics say. Got on bus. Rubbed up against a teenager. She didn\u2019t know what to do. Made my point.<\/p>\n

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Wednesday, September 24, 2014<\/p>\n

Put some poison out on the fire escape for Ms. K, the neighbour\u2019s shit-festival of a cat and then checked my Tinder account. Nothing. Checked Grinder. Nothing. Watched a few beheading videos. Took some selfies and then bought some really cool dude jewelry on Etsy. Wore my sleeveless t-shirt again today and also put on some Axe body spray and a bowler hat. Made a sandwich. Got on bus. Coughed in the face of a woman and then said, \u201csorry,\u201d with really heavy sarcasm. It was pretty funny. Later, I called the cashier at Tim Horton\u2019s a Fuck Bucket when she screwed up my order.<\/p>\n

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Thursday, September 25, 2014<\/p>\n

Refilled fire escape poison. New frames arrived in the mail. Very excited. Put on lucky, bright green shirt and bowler hat. Got on bus. Confused an old woman looking for directions, making her get off at the wrong stop, and then flirt-shoved a woman that wanted to sit beside me. We had good, playful banter and I think we had some real chemistry as I saw her sneaking a photo of me.<\/p>\n

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