As my blog is very widely read and has a great influence, both politically and culturally, I sometimes find myself the subject of attack. It\u2019s okay. I\u2019m a big boy, I can take it, and I know that the great power I wield often inspires bitterness and jealousy in lesser agencies. And so I was not in the least surprised to be contacted by the Guardians of Peace, the hacker collective that recently brought Sony to its knees.<\/p>\n
This is the email that I received from them:<\/p>\n
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\u201cYou feel the terror Murray? It come for you.<\/p>\n
Your blog is no good. It is the worst and a great offense to all. You must stop your mediocre immediately or we will rain fire hell down upon you, making all your secret public. You like for that? We think not. If you post one more stupid thought piece on something you know-nothing, or write long, bad joke sketch, we drop bomb on your world! \u201c<\/p>\n
I am not the type to be cowed by terrorists, so the very next day I posted a dating advice column for prisoners as written by Charles Manson. It was fucking hilarious. If we don’t have humour, we have nothing. The terrorists will not take humour away!!<\/p>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n The response from the Guardians of Peace was swift and unequivocal. They changed the passwords of my fantasy hockey teams, thus locking me out and putting me at a VERY serious competitive disadvantage within my leagues.<\/p>\n I admit, that really hurt, but the next day I posted this photograph and caption, just to show them that I wasn\u2019t cowed by their schoolyard bullying and that if it was a fight they wanted, well, it was a fight they were going to get.<\/p>\n