The other day while I was shopping at Whole Foods in Yorkville there was a confrontation.<\/p>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n There was only one person in front of me in my checkout line, and behind her a small pile of groceries on the conveyor belt that I presumed belonged to somebody who had just gone off for a moment to grab a forgotten item. Just as the person in front of me was finishing, a woman came speeding into the line from around the corner. \u201cExcuse me, \u201c she said, \u201cthose are my items there and I just had to run off and grab a few things, can I go ahead?\u201d This is what I expected, and I told her it was okay. She pulled out her phone, made a call and started to unload a shopping cart that tuned out to be completely full. Talking about Vail on her cell, she leaned toward me and said, \u201c Actually, I have a little more than a few items,\u201d and then she continued on about partying with Goldie and Kate at some resort.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n Me: \u201c Well, you can\u2019t do that.\u201d<\/p>\n Mean Woman in Expensive and Stupid Hat: \u201cYou said I could.\u201d<\/p>\n Me: \u201cNo, that was for a few items, not an entire cart. You can\u2019t just use a banana and a few pumpkin seeds as a placeholder and then fill up an entire cart. That\u2019s an awful thing to do. It\u2019s immoral.\u201c<\/p>\n Mean Woman in Expensive and Stupid Hat: \u201cJillian, I\u2019ll have to call you back, there\u2019s a dick here I have to deal with. (And then she hung up her phone and turned sternly toward me) It\u2019s just a few items, lighten up, okay? Jesus, you must be a real pleasure to live with.\u201d<\/p>\n Me: \u201cDamn it, I am a pleasure to live with! I\u2019m whimsical and my wife and I laugh a lot, I\u2019m just not going to tolerate your entitled behaviour, okay?\u201d<\/p>\n Mean Woman in Expensive and Stupid Hat: \u201cReally, you laugh a lot? Sure, I bet you laugh while your wife just rolls her sad eyes, questioning all the crappy decisions that led her to this sorry place in life, as you continue to babble on about your day bullying women at the grocery store. \u201c<\/p>\n Sutapa, the cashier: (Laughs)<\/p>\n