Grade seven was a bit of a shock.<\/p>\n
On our first day at our new school my friends and I wore crisply pressed overalls and carried Charlie\u2019s Angels or Star Wars lunch boxes, each one containing a meal which a mother had lovingly and thoughtfully prepared. We knew nothing of pessimism, and the kids waiting for us there looked at us like we were a different species, as if emissaries from a past they had never known.<\/p>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n Exponentially cooler than we were, these kids all seemed so much more grown up. I was in awe of how independent and worldly they acted, as if totally free from childhood. They hadn\u2019t just hit puberty they\u2019d shot past it. They knew all about sex and drugs and rock n\u2019 roll, and when they fought, blood was drawn. In short, they radiated everything that I, still prepubescent and utterly innocent, was not, but very much wanted to be.<\/p>\n At this time, as teenaged life was accelerating mysteriously toward me, I watched my first episode of Saturday Night Live. \u00a0I was probably eleven years old, maybe twelve, and all I knew about the show– mostly gleaned from my sister who was four years older than me– was that it was on late, and was racy and dangerous in the kind of way that adults, or at least parents, didn\u2019t quite approve of.<\/p>\n The first sketch I watched was called Night on Freak Mountain, which was awful in all the ways that are typical of Saturday Night Live. It didn\u2019t matter, though. It was about drugs, and it was late at night, both of which to me seemed inexhaustibly cool. (Later, it was Mr. Bill who ignited my grade seven imagination, probably because I still related to toys.)<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n No matter, it didn\u2019t spark a love affair. I never became a dedicated fan or made a point of watching the show, and for the most part, like a lot of people, thought it lame. In fact, as far as I was concerned, it was the opposite of cool, but if you\u2019re of Generation X, SNL served as a kind of water cooler around which you invariably orbited, and whether we liked it or not, it was imbued with a gravitational force that ended up bending our lives.<\/p>\n